"quality", Episode I: Certified incapacitation
other day in the home
cripple is a brown-yellow-stained bed. A nurse runs quickly past him.
cripple, specialist care?
nurse: No time to cripple I have to fill in quality forms.
A second nurse walks by.
cripple, specialist care?
Pflegerin2: Not now crippled, I have a training seminar on "Ethics in the home!
Now comes by the home manager.
home manager: Oh, green nine, what has happened to you, cripple? You stink!
cripple, I lie for the past two hours in my own shit, home manager.
home manager: This can not continue.
cripple: The nurses have too much to do.
home manager: Do not worry, I'll take care of it.
Krüppel: Danke Heimleiter!
Heimleiter: Ich werde sofort das Qualitätsmanagement ausbauen und das Personal in Weiterbildungskurse schicken!
Krüppel: Nein, halt, warte!
Der Heimleiter hat den Raum bereits wieder verlassen.
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